Rule 3 of the NBC fandom rulebook: You must never ask “Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?”
what the fuck is happening over in America?
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
why is this so true
Look at what Seth Meyers has framed in his office.
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay